Finding out you lost a winning lottery ticket
OR
Having the right numbers, but forgot to buy the ticket
Having a booger on your nose while having a serious conversation
OR
Having to look at someone with a booger on his or her nose while having a serious conversation
Finding out that your boyfriend or girlfriend is your cousin
OR
Finding out that your parents are actually cousins
Being stuck in a Port-o-Pottie
OR
Cleaning a Port-o-Pottie
Being in a public bathroom and clogging up the toilet
OR
Being in a public bathroom and finding out there is no toilet paper
Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
OR
Uncontrollable projectile vomiting
Counting all the sands of the world eternally
OR
Draining the ocean with an eyedropper
